"Jesus neeeds you, email this to 30 people or go to Hell!

WTF!! I get about 10 religious emails a week telling me to forward to 30 people in 10 secs or else. I don't even know 30 people!

Does God really need my help in spreading (his) word? Would God really want to scare or guilt me in to sending (his) emails?

If anything, this has turned me off more to Jesus and Religion. When I see these emails, I hit delete, except if it is from my mom, but I do not return all of hers ;)

There must not be a Jesus, because if there was; he would beat the crap out of these people who create and send these emails in the first place.

They must be made by Muslims... ;P